Sentences that Have Not Been Uttered Previously
Friends and I have an ongoing discussion about "sentences that have not been uttered previously."
Our latest favorite is, "If you're not going to sell it, it doesn't matter what it's worth. You might as well glue it to your jackalope."
I am the proud speaker in this case, referring to Greg wanting to glue some toy goggles from GI Joe on Ace Jackalope before the cruise.