One of my board members sent this to me and I thought it was too good to not share. I rarely share such things, and feel free to skip it if you've heard it, but it gave me a chuckle this morning...
Al Gore, Bill Clinton, and George W. Bush were in an airplane that crashed; and believe it or not, initially they all end up in heaven. The three are led to meet God who's sitting in regal splendor on a great white throne.
God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?"
Gore replies, "Well, I believe I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now."
God thinks for a second and says, "OK, very good. Come and sit at my left, Al."
God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"
Clinton replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me."
God thinks for a few seconds and says, "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right, Bill."
God then addresses Bush. "George, what do you believe in?"
Bush replies, "I believe you're in my chair."